Underwear company will pay you $500 to lounge around your house

Posted at 5:31 AM, Oct 14, 2020
and last updated 2020-10-14 05:31:09-04

Ever wanted to get paid for lounging on your own couch? Well, dreams do come true.

Underwear company Pockies wants to hire what it's calling “the ultimate couch potato.”

You'll get paid $500 to sit on the couch in their boxer shorts. You have to agree to relax for five hours and document how you feel.

You're encouraged to lay down, eat snacks and watch TV.

In addition to the $500 payment, the chosen applicant will receive "loads of snacks and takeout" and "a week's supply of Pockies," according to the contest page.

You will need some qualifications.

The job description specifically calls for someone who has "no ambition whatsoever," "lack[s] initiative," and "[has] two buttcheeks."

US residents who are 18 and over can apply online through October 31.

Those who are interested can apply by filling out a brief form with their contact information and a note describing their own "motivation," or lack thereof.