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Texas police department calls out identity theft suspect in hilarious Facebook post

Posted at 9:15 AM, Apr 26, 2018
and last updated 2018-04-26 09:15:30-04

A Texas city's Department of Public Safety has called out an identity theft suspect on social media.

On Tuesday, the Southlake, Texas, department called out Crystal Ladawn Finley in a snarky Facebook post.

The full text of the post reads as follows:

Dearest Crystal Ladawn Finley,

What’s been up?! We’ve obvi been looking all over for you! You’ve been laying low since we last saw you, which was using an innocent Southlake victim’s identity to open up credit cards in person at a ton of stores in the metroplex. Luckily, the loss prevention guys prevented you from getting too much property, amiright?! You opened up those accounts at Z Gallerie, Victoria’s Secret, At Home, Ashley Furniture, Best Buy, Home Depot, and Jared (the galleria of jewelry, nonetheless).

Each one of those store’s security cameras caught you with your red tattooed lips on the right side of your neck 💋, your right armed sleeve tats, and you driving your friend’s red Jeep with the Texas license plate KGB8529. And, OMG, we heard you were in an accident in Dallas and hope you’re ok (even though you provided a fake ID to the other involved party).

We also know you allegedly committed all the crimes while what a witness described as “extremely pregnant.”

SO! Here’s the scoop. We have the warrant and we are letting all of our besties know what you’ve been up to. You’re welcome to reach out to Detective Ellis who is working this case at and he will totes fill you in!

Gurl, CALL ME.

Love, Southlake Police 💕💋💋
#ProtectSouthlake #ProtectYou

The department asks that anyone with information about Finley's whereabouts contact them at (817) 748-8400 or @SouthlakePublicSafety.