Choose a side — four legs, or two.
The internet has been ablaze the past two days after a Facebook page posed a hypothetical question: If dogs wore pants, how would they wear them? Over all four legs, or just the back two?
The post has since been nearly 5,000 times since this posting, and has sparked an intense online debate not seen since "The Dress" earlier this year.
Twitter users took both sides.
The four-legged dog pant option doesn't even make sense. It would have to be like a onesie and that's not pants
— Vann R. Newkirk II (@fivefifths) December 29, 2015
@jaredbkeller Four Legs. Because like every other dog, he puts his pants on four legs at a time.
— Alex Bradshaw (@Abrad119) December 29, 2015
Then came the backlash.
"How would a dog wear pants?" "Dogs don't wear pants." "I know, but people on the Internet are talking about it." "Yeah, you're all stupid."
— Isaac (@WorldofIsaac) December 29, 2015
Conversation with a dog: -Wear some pants over your back legs -OK -Wear some pants over all four legs -OK -Which do you prefer? -OK
— Paul Fairie (@paulisci) December 29, 2015
— christmasey (@SMASEY) December 29, 2015
Even the morning talk shows had some fun with the debate.
Now, the moment of truth: Which side are you taking?
Alex Hider is a writer for the E.W. Scripps National Desk. Follow him on Twitter @alexhider.