Sex, olive oil flap sends Port St. Lucie woman to slammer

PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. -- Barbara Hall and her 45-year-old boyfriend told police the situation soured as they were having sex and she asked him to get the olive oil.

The boyfriend said he got conked in the head with the olive oil bottle, while Hall, 60, said they quarreled after the boyfriend said he had sex recently with another woman, according to a recently released Port St. Lucie police report.

In the end, Hall was arrested on a battery charge following the May 30 fornication flap in Port St. Lucie.

The boyfriend told police they were having relations when Hall asked him to fetch the olive oil from the kitchen to use as a "sexual lubricant." He said when he got back, they began arguing over him having sex with another woman. 

Women typically frown upon a boyfriend who has coitus with multiple concubines and/or paramours.

He said Hall hit him repeatedly and that she threw the olive oil bottle at him, hitting his head.

The report didn't state whether the olive oil was virgin or extra virgin.

Meanwhile, Hall said they were engaged in a copulation situation when she asked him to get the olive oil, an oil made from olives that's traditionally used in cooking and salad dressings.

"When (the boyfriend) returned with the olive oil, Barbara asked if he had also brought the PAM cooking spray," the report states. "Barbara believed (the boyfriend) misunderstood what she had said, and commented on a girl named Pam that he knows."

The boyfriend said he had sex with Pam while he and Hall were "broke up." That, she said, started an argument.

Hall said she threw a beverage at him and "might have" been hitting him. She said he punched her in the ribs before she tossed the olive oil and a flashlight at him. She didn't think she hit him.

Hall, of the 1400 block of Southeast Buckingham Terrace in Port St. Lucie, was arrested on a battery - domestic charge.

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