Port St. Lucie man accused in nude lewd interlude

PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. -- A man accused of walking naked in his driveway while performing an intimate act on himself and "working real hard at it" was arrested, according to recently released records.

A man identified as Jeffery Marriott, 50, was spotted May 30 by a woman looking out the window of her home on Southwest Cherryhill Road in Port St. Lucie.

The dude accused in what could be construed as a nude lewd interlude was "walking back and forth masturbating in the driveway, the front yard and between the trucks," the woman stated to police.

Further, the woman said the naked man had his sexual organ "in his hand working real hard at it," a report states.

Generally speaking, "walking back and forth masturbating in the driveway, the front yard and between the trucks" is not a socially acceptable practice.

Police got no answer at the front door of Marriott's listed address, noting an "unknown clear liquid substance" on the door's knob.

Items that could be described as a "clear liquid substance" include water, vodka, condensation, Sprite, hydrogen peroxide, plastic cement, silicone sealant, vinegar and nail polish remover.

A woman identified as Marriott's girlfriend told police she'd been sleeping for three hours.

Marriott said he and his girlfriend went to the beach and a store to return a tent before coming home and napping together for three hours. The girlfriend, however, said she was the only person in bed.

Asked why he was sweating while his girlfriend was not, Marriott said the air conditioning was set at 82.

Marriott was arrested on a misdemeanor exposure of sexual organs charge.

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